Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it. What side of an apple is the left side?
The side that hasn't been eaten. Which candle burns longer, a yellow one or a red one?
Neither. They both burn shorter. Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->
Ans is."ReflEctiOn" Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget. PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot
Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin.. Ek bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
maa: beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this Aa dil.e. Bulbul to kis sa shakh par ja bathi. . . . . . . Na ghar apne na bag apne to kis se dil laga bathi. Full form of MATHS!
Ans : Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students! Man : my wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours.
Friend : Ahh!!! My wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk about. Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro. Ques : Why do Couples hold hands on Wedding Day?
Ans : Just for Formality, like 2 Boxers shaking hands before Fight!! in chemistry class teacher asked a girl:what r Nitrates?Girl answered shyly:nights rates r high then day ..! Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot. class me teacher lacture de raha tha, bachon ne dekha us ki zip khuli hui hai, bachay hansne lagay,
Teacher: kyun hans rahe ho, ab agar hansay ko bahir nikaal ke khara ker dunga. Time is a marvellous healer but is a complete failure as a beautician. I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing! Roses are red, violets are blue, Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo. u r a donkey..... d 4 decent .. o 4 outclass .. n 4 nice .. k 4 kind .. e 4 excelent .. y 4 young. We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die. If you have a picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit. The more i learn the more i get to know, The more i know, so why should i be learning???? Nothing in world with out love.love is everything. I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night? The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found. Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else. Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you? Never miss a good chance to shut up Where there's a will, I want to be in it No guts, no glory, no brain, same story. I"m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. Is it time for your medication or mine? Out of my mind. Back in five minutes Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me. If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice? Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here??? Mobile X: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ..... dial my number. Zindagi mauhtaj nahi manzilon ki waqt har manzil dikha deta hai,Kaun marta hai kisi ke liye waqt sabko jeena sikha deta hai Main chahoon Tumhe Tum Chaho Kisi Aur ko,Tum Chaho Jise Khuda Kare woh Chahe Kisi Aur ko. Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade… ya phir bus aap pe chade… dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai. Always forgive your enemies;nothing else annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde Ek bandar ka bacha apni maan say:maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
maa: beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
