Old school Swatch Watches
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing.
My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.
Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, "I am with you kid Let's go!
Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries.
If you don't know [your family's] history, then you don't know anything.
You are a leaf that doesn't know it is part of a tree.

The basic rule of human nature is that powerful people speak slowly and subservient people quickly — because if they don’t speak fast nobody will listen to them.
Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you’re alive, it isn’t.
Deliver me from writers who say the way they live doesn't matter. I'm not sure a bad person can write a good book. If art doesn't make us better, then what on earth is it for.
Dost thou love life? Then waste not time; for time is the stuff that life is made of.
Dont take life to seriously. No one gets out alive.
Just when you think there's light at the end of the tunnel, you discover it's an on-coming train
Life is the only thing you can''t get out of alive.
What a wonderful life I''ve had! I only wish I''d realized it sooner.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car..
If we can't be free, we at least can be cheap.
life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how u react to it
Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.
Live life to the fullest... think of all the people on the Titanic who passed up chocolate dessert.
Life is a glitch in the universal program
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
You re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
Life is wasted on the living.