A good teacher according to students is 1 who :
-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?
Because It Means.
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E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity
But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings... ;-> Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zara":-P The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .
They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up ! ! Air & students hv d same mentality
How?
?
?
?
?
Both r turning d book's pages without reading. Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
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'Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay, To b A "Gud ProfesionaL" aLways Start to study Late for "Exams"
Bcoz,
it Teaches how 2 Manage "Time" &
TackLe "Emergencies"!
Think Different koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-) Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail! :D It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS. To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam. Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL! "The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely...." Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
"only exam days" Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain . The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, "please cover your answer sheet" :P According to newton's 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it! A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study:p All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-) A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a "DEGREE" without having a "BRAIN"...! :p
A silent msg f0r all studnts;-) What is the true meaning of 'Study'??
.
.
.
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
